Sunday, December 28, 2008

TO DRINK OR NOT TO DRINK?


...that is obviously the question. There comes a time in a young lad's life when said lad realizes that he has had one too many to drink. And no, I am not talking about liquor. It's coffee, folks. You know... that black stuff that helps us get through the morning, the ticking time bomb that is forever chipping away at our pearly whites. Yeah, mine are a bit dingy right now. I have finally come to the realization that coffee is as it is: black gold. Oil? What oil? I propose that we revamp our refineries and turn them into Starbucks making machines! I mean, this is the future. Forget your hybrids, clean energy and abundance of natural gas. America runs on Dunkin'! Jeez, no wonder we're in a recession.

5 comments:

  1. I know! Dunkin is the weakest of all coffees I have ever had! Its like Starbuck's Breakfast Blend, which I don't like that much.

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  2. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  3. i'm with anonymous numero uno. =)

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  4. Big Bear Huntress runs on Dunkin

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  5. Shut that up dunkin is the shiz and you know you know it

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